Phoebe Cates Nude Scenes From “Paradise” Color-Corrected
For this very special Thanksgiving version of “Throwback Thursday” we give thanks for what are perhaps the greatest nude scenes in heathen Hollywood history with the expertly color-corrected and brightened high definition video above of Phoebe Cates naked in “Paradise”.
Of course Phoebe was famously 17-years-old at the time that these nude scenes were filmed which makes her still of a proper breeding age, and this video halal for us pious Muslims to watch and enjoy.
So I can say what a shame it is that no one makes movies of this caliber anymore, for the eroticism of Phoebe’s teen tits and ass in a cave is off the charts. If the infidel masses were not all impotent flaming homofag dorks obsessed with stupid superhero remakes, they’d demand that Hollywood return to making important films such as this one at once.