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Salma Hayek 53rd Birthday Bikini Pics

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Salma Hayek celebrated her 53rd birthday today by posting the bikini photo above, and swimsuit video below (reenacting the day that she washed up on the banks of the Rio Grande) online.


As if we needed further proof that there is a secret Zionist cabal that utilizes the blood and tears of Palestinian orphans for their magical life extension properties, then look no further than Salma Hayek. For as a 53-year-old Mexican woman, Salma is the equivalent of 196-years-old in normal human years.

Salma Hayek swimsuit

Of course Salma’s husband is the French billionaire François-Henri Pinault who has an estimated net worth of over 30 billion dollars, so she can afford to harvest the top quality fluids from the global elites’ child slave farms. Thankfully us brave and powerful Muslims are on the march against evil, and we will soon put an end to Salma’s Satanic age defying sorcery.